Every time I walk out of an Ulta or Sephora, I sigh and feel like I'm not just not pretty enough and if only I had enough money to buy all this excellent make-up, I would suddenly feel like I'm good in my face, as if somehow buying all these products would also imbue with the willingness and skill to spend all this extra time applying said products ( Read more... )

Friday afternoons are the worst at work. Plus, it's so disgustingly hot that all the thoughts I had in my brain about the NHL Awards and NHL draft day and various trades and JORDAN STAAL and Euro 2012 have melted out of my brain.

( No, that's a lie. I still have thoughts. )

Loooooooooooooooong busy shitty week at work makes me exhausted, so here are a few things that make me feel better:

- Hockey Syrup, i.e., Kaner and Tazer as stick figure talking heads having ridiculous conversations. My favorite so far is Loud Noises. (It made me literally shake with laughter in my chair at work, attempting not to make sound and ( Read more... )

What a fucking heartbreaking sports weekend, with all of my teams losing. Fuck that shit ( Read more... )

I am in a bad mood today (being a Liverpool fan = despair, but even if we're relegated I'd rather be a Red than anything else ♥), so here are a few things I might've let pass without comment before but am going to bring up now. (Please don't think my concern is any less sincere just because I also happen to be in a bad mood ( Read more... )

Q: Your best friend is gay and asks you out. What will you do?
A: I’ll refuse. I’ll vomit on his face and then I’ll introduce him to a good-looking guy.

(from this interview)
ETA: halcyon_morn's updated translation from original text here

I guess I blame not paying attention to kpop for the fact that I only I heard about Sungmin's violently appalling ( Read more... )

HEY GUYS. I am super tired after a long day. I was thinking about making a long post about football (fútbol) or tennis but it would make less sense than usual because I am so tired. Then I thought I'd make a post a la cherrybina to talk about me! And who I am and stuff I like (lots and lots of things, evidently) for all you new people. (HI NEW PEOPLE.) But, ( Read more... )

LOL remember my post about WC and nationalities?

I'll never understand how people can support like 5 NTs. It's one thing to like/prefer another NT after your team's out but when you've got like 5 you readily support, it fucking weirds me out man. Some people I know are genuinely for several different NTs and barely know their tactics/history. JUST ( Read more... )

champagne apocalypse: in-fucking-credible
champagne apocalypse: in response to my fb status*, some white boy just msgs me and goes: i agree it might seem racist but just casting white people is not inherently racist itself, blah blah something about lotr, but i admit my facts are probably incomplete
champagne apocalypse: me: ...........why the fuck ( Read more... )

( Discussion of today's WC matches. Shockingly, not image-heavy & easy to load for a change! )